“Lovers of God... Sometimes a door opens, and a human being becomes a way for grace to come through”
“"You're trying to work hard to deserve the wellbeing that's coming to you. And you're already so deserving and don't even know it....You're feeling of it is what is necessary"”
“God saves his hardest battles for his toughest soldiers.”
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
But then I turned myself around!
I once bought shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "hey, what's with the long face?"
I would like to give a shout-out to all the sidewalks....for keeping me off the streets!
Don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was out-standing in his field!
What did one ye say to the other eye?
Just between you and me, something smells.